JOKES4U2


Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain

Tum bin hum bohat akele hain

Sab kuch chod kar tumeh e-mail karte hain

Dekho hum kitne vele hain

* vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)

Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hai

bache ki bhi ek jidd hote hai

aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka

Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai

kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate

kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate

kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate

aur kuch aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chodo nahi jaate.

Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,

dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,

hume mat dhoondna duniya ki bhid mein,

hum millenge tumhe tumhari parchaai mein.....

Humse door jayoge kaise,

Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise,

Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki saanso mein baste hain,

Khud ki saanso ko rok payoge kaise

Har baar dil se yeh paigaam aaye

JubaaN kholu to tera he naam aaye

Tum he kyon bhaye dil ko kya malum

Jab nazroo ke saamne haseen tmaam aaye

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum

waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum

Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum

Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...

You must be a good runner because you are

always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter

because I Miss You Always...

 Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai

Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai

Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai

Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

Door waadiyoN mein dhundley badal chupkar parvat se milne ka intzaar karte hain, Dil mein tamaam hasarteiN liye hum aapka intzaar karte hain
Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..

us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai...

maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai...

Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain

maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain

Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko

aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain....

Phool khilte rahein zindgi ki raah mein

hassi chamakti rahe aapki nigaah mein

kadam kadam par mile khushi ki bhaar aapko

dil deta hai yehi dua baar-baar aapko

1. L O V E

L = Lake of Sorrow

O = Ocean of Tears

V = Valley of Death

E = End of life....

Friendship is like a glass

handle it with care

because once broken cannot be mended

and even if mended....

a crack is always there !!!

When Nights are long & Friends are few,

I sit by my Window & think of u.

a silent whisper a silent tear.

with all my Heart i wish you were here.

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God

that everyone should have a friend like you....

Why should only i suffer!!!

When the time comes for you to give your heart to someone make sure that u

select spmeone who will never break your heart coz broken hearts have no spare parts.

19.Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi

liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi

socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge

magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...

Badi asaani se dil lgaaye jaate hain

par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain

le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par

jaha diye nahi dil jlaaye jaate hain

Most people walk in and out of your life,

but only FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart.

DON'T frown.You never know who is falling in love with your smile
When it hurts to look back,

and you're scared to look ahead,

you can look beside you

and your best friend will be there

Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.

mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai,

jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka

is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai

Good FRIENDS are hard to find,

harder to leave,and impossible to forget.

Apne chehre se ruswaiyoon ka ERROR to hatao,janeman apne dil ka PASSWORD to batao!
Wo to hum hai jo aap ki chahat ko dil mein rakh ke ghoomte hai,warna aap jaise SOFTWARES to bazaar mein bikte hai!

Roz raat ko aap mere sapno mein aati ho,mere pyar ko MOUSE bana ke apni ungaliyoon se nachati ho!

Tere pyar ka E-MAIL mere dil ko lubhata hai,par beech mein tere bhai ka VIRUS aa jata hai!

Keval aap jaiso ke liye dil ko CUT karte hai,warna baki CASES mein COPY PASTE se kaam karte hai!

Aap ka hasna,aap ka chalna,aap ki wo style,aap ki in aadaoon ki humne SAVE karli hai ek FILE!
Ab aur nahi sah sakte hum intezaar,humare dil ki SITE pe jaldi ENTER kato yaar!

Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,

Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!

Shayad mere pyar ko Taste karna bhool gaye...

Dil sey aisa 'cut' kiya

Ke 'paste' karna bhool gaye...

Laakhon honge nigaah mein kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...

Mere pyaar ke 'icon' pe

kabhi to 'double-click' karo...

Roz subha hum karte hain pyar se unhe good morning...

Woh aise ghoor ke dekte hain

jaise '0 errors aur 5 warning'...

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke I don't like your face.

Par dil ke storage mein

there is no more 'disk space'.

Ghar se jab tum nikale pehen ke reshmi gown.

Jaane kitne dilon ka

ho gaya 'server down'.

Jabse meri zindagi mein,aayi hai ik female.

Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh

kya computer, kya e-mail.

Dil se ek ishq ki Ek application kar raha hoon.

Pyaar se 'debug' karna mein wait kar raha hoon.

Tumhaare intezaar mein neend aayee so gaya.

Yeh dekho mera connection'time out' ho gaya..

Nazar mein to kai hain Par dil se ek wo only hain...

Problem yehi hai ki voh

ab 'read only' hain...

Tere Pyar ke liye zami-aasma ek kar doonga...

Tu naa mili to apni zindagi 'Ctrl+alt+delete' kar doonga...

 
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