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HINDI JOKES JUST FOR YOU

Funny Shayari
Tumko dekha to yeh khayaal aaya
Ki kal raat ko maine itna kyon khaaya
Teri zulfein hain ya ghana andhera
Katwa de baal, aur kar de savera
Funny Shayari
Juice peene ka maza cup mein nahin, glass mein hota hai
Greeting card dene ka maza gharwali ko nahin, saali ko hota hai
I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u
I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u
Enuff - I luv other alphabets also
Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai
Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai
Khush rahe tu sada yeh dua hai meri
Teri premika hi ban jaaye bhabhi teri
Funny Shayari
Tumsa koi dusara zamin par ho to rab se shikayat hogi,
tumsa koi dusara zamin par ho to rabse shikayat hogi,
Ek to jhela nahi jata dusara aa gaya ye kam baat hogi.
Majnu Laila ke baal pakad ke bola
Moya kitne din se sar nahin dhoya
Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi,
Sitaron mein Chamak aati to hogi.
Tum lakh chupao Duniya se, magar akeley mein
tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to Hogi
Unki Gaali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te,kutte humaare yaar ho gaaye,
Unki Gaali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te,kutte humaare yaar ho gaaye,
Woh to humhe naa mili..................
Magaar hum kutton ke Sardaar ho gaaye!!!
Funny Shayari
Jaayiye aap kahan jaayenge
Hum khud aapko chhod aayenge
Mere Dost Mere Chale Jaane Key Baad Aansu Na Bahana...
Agar Meri Yaad Aaye to Sidhe Upar Chaley Aana ...
Draupadi ka vastraharan Dushasan k o pada bhari
Saari mein saari Parag saari!
socha ttha har modh par tumhara saath denge,
socha ttha har modh par tumhara saath denge,
par kya kare kambakhat sadak hi sidhi nikli
Dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil
dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re Arrey chakkar aa gaya
Funny Shayari
Hum aapke dil mein rahate hai
Aur bhaada bhi nahin dete hai
Na mitti ki kami thi na kam lagayi gayi
Na mitti ki kami thi na kam lagayi gayi
Jo bhi bach gayi thi, woh upar lagayi gayi
khud ko kar buland itna ki zamaana ho deewana
khud ko kar buland itna ki zamaana ho deewana
neend se utha to paaya kutton ka dawaakhaana
Maine tujhe pyar kiya abla samajh kar
Tere baap ne mujhe baja dala Tabla samajh kar
Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi,
Sitaron mein Chamak aati to hogi.
Tum lakh chupao Duniya se, magar akeley mein
tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to Hogi
Funny Shayari
Tumne mere dil se khela
Tumne mere tan se khela
Tumne mere man se khela
...
Wah Wah Well Played
Lohe ko Loha kat ta hai ...
Sone Ko Sona Kat ta hai...
Jaher ko Jaher kat ta hai...
Isliye apko Kutta katega
Machchar ne apko kata wo uska Junun tha...
Aapne Khujli ki wo apka Sukun tha .....
Chah kar bhi aapne use nahi mara....
Kyonki uski rago me apka khoon tha
Tum kya jano gum kya hota hai.
Tum kya jano gum kisey kehate hai.
Tum kya jano gum kya cheez hoti hai.
Tumne to hamesha fevicol use kiya hai.
Teri nazron se nazar milane ko ji chahta hai
kambhakth ye tera chashma beech mein aata hai
Funny Shayari
Ladka apni dilruba se pooch raha hai
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Ladke ka dost uske kaan mein bolta hai
Abbey patli gali pakad peeche uska baap hai
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Wo samne aye to nazro ko jhuka longa
 
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Aana ho to aa jao ruswayee nahi hogi
Dekhe ga nahi koi, palkon main chupa longa.
MUNNA BHAI
 
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MUNNA BHAI
 
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