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Tere duvar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
tere dvar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
ganti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge.,
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Har samundar me sahil nahi hota,
her zahaz me misal nahi hote,
agar dhirubhai ka sapna nahi hota to,
her lukkhe ke paas mobile nahi hota.
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Log kehte hai pyar mein neend nahi aati
are koi hamse bhi pyar kar lo hame neend bahut aati hai
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Kal jab rasthe pe ja raha ta to tumko deka
Kal jab rasthe pe ja raha ta to tumko deka
aur socha tum garse mat niklo, tum ghar se mat niklo,
Agar Nikal gayi to ye bedard zamana kahegi
Who let the dogs out...who who who
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Hamaare rishte ko koi naam na do
Tere chaahanewaalon ko ashqon ka inaam na do
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Tere saamne khoon se khat likh kar tumhein dikhaadoon
aa bekhabar tujhe parakhne ka andaaz sikhaadoon
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tere khoobsoorat aankhon mein aansoo achche nahin lagte
chaahe jitnaa bhi roye but kabhi sachche nahin lagte
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Khuda Hi Khuda
Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai,
Jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
jidhar nahi khuda hai….udhar kal khudega!

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me aakhri shab ka bujhta sitaara
 
me aakhri shab ka bujhta sitaara
naa mili chandni mujhe naa din kaa ujaala

log kehte hai ki bada muqaddar hai mera
naa chalan mera naa laqiro‘n kaa sahara

us tak pahunch jaaoo to kuchh pyaas bujhe meri
verna naa koii manzil meri naa koii mera kinara

is tarah se jo likhi taqdeer mere khuda ne meri
rooh meri jalti hai is kadarr phir bhi log kahen bujhta sitara
Wo samne aye to nazro ko jhuka longa
 
Wo samne aye to nazro ko jhuka longa
DekhoNga nahi phir b tasweer bana longa

Aana ho to aa jao ruswayee nahi hogi
Dekhe ga nahi koi, palkon main chupa longa.
MUNNA BHAI
 
Munna Bhai: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette ek tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai.

Patient : Toh mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.
MUNNA BHAI
 
Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera operation dobara karna paray ga. Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves teray andar hi reh gaye hain.

Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do. Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.
 
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