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Khuda se Scooter manga.. Car di;

Apartment manga.. bangla diya;

dost manga to tumhain diya..

Khuda ne is bar aisa zulm kyoun kia

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Log ishq karte hain,

Bade shor ke saath.

Humne bhi kiya,

Bade zor ke saath.

Magar ab karenge,

Thoda gaur ke saath.

Kyonki kal usko dekha,

Kisi aur ke saath.

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Aansun se palke bhigo leta hoon

Yaad teri aati hai to ro leta hoon

Socha ki bhula doon tujhe magar,

Har baar faisla badal deta hoon

Aur bhi cheezain bahut see lut chuki hain dil ke saath

Ye bataya dooston ne ishq furmane ke baad;

Is liye kamre ki ek ek cheez "check" karta hoon main
tere chale jaane ke baad

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Ladki: Chandni chand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi

Mohabaat ek se hoti hai, hazaron se nahi

Ladka: Chandni chand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga

Mohabbat ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga

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Ladka: Kaash in hasinaaon kay baap mar jayen'

bahaana gam kaa hota

hum inke ghar to aate

aai murkh tere liye yeh bolna bhi paap hoga.

... kisi din tu bhi kisi haseena kaa baap hoga !

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Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par,

laakh rupaye ki bat thi,

do rupaye main ho gayee

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Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu


Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu


Magar teri bahti hui naak ne iraada badal diya...

 

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jise dil diya woh delhi chali gayi..


jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi...


dil ne kaha khud kushi(suicide) kar le zalim...


bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi...


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Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main,badi joshh ke sath !


Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main,badi shhor ke sath !


Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath !


Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !

 

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Ladki boli:

Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.

Ladka bola :
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.

 

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Voh Sadak Ke Us Paar Thi Hum Sadak Ke Is Paar The


Kuch Hum Aage Badhe, Kuch Voh Aage Badhi


Hum Kuch Aur Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Kuch Aur Aage Badhi


Hum Aur Bhi Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Aur Aage Badhi


Ab Hum Sadak Ke Us Paar Hein, Aur Voh Sadak Ke Is Paar Hein


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Tum aa gaye ho ; Noor aa gaya hai


Chalo teeno picture chalen.....


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Dur se dekhaa to kuchh dikha nahi......


Dur se dekhaaa.. to kuchh dikha nahi....


Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi


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Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se,


toh hum madhosh ho gaye,


Par jab pata chala ki unki nazare hi tirchhi hai,


toh hum behosh ho gaye...



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Aaye woh meri kabr par


Diya buja ke chale gaye,


Diye mein jo tel tha,


Sir pe laga ke chale gaye.

 

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jab tum angrayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai


jab tum angrayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai


arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai

 

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Tere dwar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,


tere dwar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,


ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge.,

 

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Sharab bani to Maikhane bane..Husn bana tu Deewane bane..

 

kuch tu baat he aap mai, yu hi nahi pagal khane bane

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